Facebook Translations

So I, like many other people, have a Facebook account. I also happen to have friends who do not speak English as their first language. So often times these people will post messages that I cannot understand. Recently I've noticed a "See Translation" below these messages, and just because I find them amusing I want to share a few with everyone who reads my blog. Of course I won't post the names of the people or anything. Here we go:

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Come enjoy the happy time in Mamas ㅎ ㅎ watch ♥ points two wiggle love ♥ (Translated by Bing)

Even the word ' religious life, such as the gem to turn around and ♥ and the good times go good with the song seems to be an exciting and more!! Blah blah blah blah blah (Translated by Bing)

Happy new year! Cavort Dragon happiness! (Translated by Bing)

Spouse must meet the ability of the brother superior and the recovery..ㅎ ㅎ (Translated by Bing)

Lulu took what Lou Christian new eyes in this cupboard seems to be the pastor saw the book it's only just unfold the tramway @@ (Translated by Bing)

Blah blah blah I feel my bangs-style viewing before cropping (Translated by Bing)

Chun Ho-Dong added a restaurant come packed to Sammy sister!
This delicious product I've been eating salt roasted cusp Al window is really good if it's a niche next to the ground per ^ ^ ~!!!! (Translated by Bing)

I need to set aside the time to write the kinds of Gong, ~ ~ ~ ㅎ ㅎ body!!ㅋ ㅋ (Translated by Bing)

In my life than within the chapel worship characters boldly move forward ...
For me, a new day ...A closer look at the new power ...♥ (Translated by Bing)

I was surprised that the two hot-Pack glue for arm squealing blotched guess who that Tobias coffee ssob dya ~ ~ ~ ~ ♥ (Translated by Bing)

Lindor so much delicious. Gel-like chocolate!!
It also reminds me of the old ...To evil to evil. (Translated by Bing)

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Bing is a trustworthy translator, don't you think?