Repost- Best Useless Thing

Ever.

Repost- Evil Cats

Have you ever heard a cat fight? Not a cartoon cat fight. Not a TV cat fight, but a real cat fight? Liiah described it best when she said “What?! What is it?! Have my nightmares manifested themselves?! Oh… Oh no. It’s just thecats.”

Yes well. Have you ever heard alley cats fighting?? Or, or, or a hungry clowder of cats? (Oh yeah. I’m smart. I can use intelligent words. Even if spell check says I’m wrong) Y’see, here in the… whatever part of Japan you’d call the place I’m living. Town, Country side, village, you understand what I mean, right? Well here there tends to be stray cats. Not just one, not just two, but, like, ten or twenty. (Okay, maybe only six or seven, but after 3-4 you really don’t care anyway) And these cats like to meow (Miaow?) constantly. I swear they take rounds. First going to this group of houses, then the next group and so on until the repeat and come back here again. And it’s not just meowing. Oh no. They like to pick fights with each other too.

At two in the morning.

Ugh, seriously. I’m sort of glad I don’t have to get up early in the mornings because that there would just annoy me to no end.